Sometimes, we need to hoard clothing, and I know you're good at that. For all of those people who believe that if you haven't worn something more than once ever or at all in the past year then you should just get rid of it, I STRONGLY disagreeeeeeeee. I bought these incredibly trippy waterlily pants from Old Navy my junior year of high school and have not removed them from the bowels of my drawer since then. Until today. And it was the best decision I've made in about a month.
See, if you keep stuff forever, then you never need to go shopping, which is great for someone like me who lives in a tiny town with like 1 clothing store. Wait that's just a lie to myself and everyone here. I don't want to go shopping because I'm unreasonably cheap as heck and we know it's a problem.
But nonetheless, these pants..... It's all about the patterns, people. Alllll about the patterns. Because patterns stand out. Nobody can help themselves from noticing and appreciating a remarkable pattern. It's almost even a subconscious thing; it's a blip of awesomeness that flashes across your vision and then commands your eye to dart back for a second glance, or a third, or a fourth, or a full on stare. And then you realize you're mesmerized by the terrific print and your mood increases a little bit. All I have to say is, you're welcome. You're welcome for being the person with the fabulous patterns who never fails to make your day.